Far too much goes on within our realm for our storyteller (Joe Dayvie) to keep you up to date. Between the characters, the regions, the realms and the Kings, there’s no way he can divulge it all to you. This is your opportunity to get a deeper understanding of us, and the world we live in.

Remember…we run the show. This is our website.

As much as we adore you and want to chat…we also have our own lives going on (at least…for those of us who survive through the madness). We typically send an email  once a month maximum. Sometimes you may not hear from us for a couple months, and other times it may be twice a month (only during a book release, but no more).

We’re inviting you to devour the deception…not desperation.  

So do yourself a favor and signup below. If the free merchandise, free stories and free discussions aren’t enough, you’ll at least get few free laughs from us (Joe told me you all like free things…did it work? 🤖). 

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Subscribe to our mailing list for the latest information on everything Archaic Deception. We, the characters from our realm, maintain this website. We will disclose personal, private information, fun stories, and historical tales. Since Joe Dayvie agreed to write our story, you may hear from him with updates on book announcements, release dates, and sequels.

Our emails are seldomly sent, so no need to worry about receiving too many. We enjoy working on content rather than of pestering you with annoying notifications. That just seems like a waste of time, but Joe insists we do so at least a few times a year.